He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Randomize
