party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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