is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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