In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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