Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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