Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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