I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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