That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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