Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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