Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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