Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
We talked him into tasing himself.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
