too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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