she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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