I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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