So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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