I need to stop coming to work sober
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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