He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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