Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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