Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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