I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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