i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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