we have pet lesbian snakes
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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