I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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