i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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