Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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