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What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
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i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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