i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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its like you know when i get waxed
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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