in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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