Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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