sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
she told me i tasted like america
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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