i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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