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IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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