Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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