Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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