That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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