I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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