we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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