Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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