are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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