is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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