So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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