I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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