Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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