just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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