I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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