My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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