Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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