So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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