well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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