My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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