I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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